 Dan called me from work today. He told me that he had a sign from above that he was getting older.
"What happened?" I asked.
"I was out unloading the trailer today, when a bird flew over my head and pooped on it," he told me.
I was rather puzzled as to why this would be a sign of getting older. Doesn't everyone get bird poop on them at least once in their life?
He went on to explain:
"I went to the washroom to clean it out of my hair, when I realised that I couldn't find it. It had partially dried and had blended with my hair."
Dan's hair is getting to be more salt than pepper, and so I giggled. And Dan laughed.
All I could respond with was "ewww". I hope bird poop is good for your hair, and I'll have to remind Dan to shampoo in the shower tonight.
When we both stopped laughing, Dan said "put THAT in your blog." And so, I did.Labels: bird poop |
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